LAKERS!!! YEAHHHH!! hahah
2 years ago on May 04, 2011 at 03:31pm
Posts tagged Hilarious.
Color Blind.
So I was playing a video game and I was given two choices of presents to choose from.
Alright fair enough, a green present and a red present; lets get to choosing…
Sorry, where in the world did this Yellow Box come from?
And no, my TV has no problems showing the color Yellow as seen on the clown’s pants.
2 years ago on March 20, 2011 at 04:31pm
Actually know.
I used to hate proving myself wrong but nowadays I’ve accepted it more often when I first meet someone new. I mean we all do it when we see a stranger for the first time as we make up a story in our minds based on what the person looks like. We create a “first impression” based on a person’s looks rather than the interaction.
Though what I love about proving myself wrong is that the actual story of the person is much more interesting.
The person who looks like they’re angry/unfriendly turns out to be the most hilarious, outgoing person around while the nice, clean looking person may be socially inept.
Its just that surprises like this keeps us interacting because if the stories we thought of about people were always true then we’d never have to get to know someone again to actually know them.
2 years ago on February 15, 2011 at 08:40pm
Happiness Class
- Professor: You know reading the word LSD on this powerpoint slide makes me think, what if one day we all just sat in class and took acid together? Then someone walks in and asks "What're you guys doing?" Oh Class Trip!
- Me: Hahah WHAT?! xD
2 years ago on January 24, 2011 at 12:41pm
The pick up line to use on a guy.
Why I love “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.
Woman in the audience: “What’s a good pickup line to use on a guy?”
Jay Leno: “Uhh…….. Hi! I’m a woman”.
2 years ago on January 08, 2011 at 07:00pm
Day 21: “A” Favorite Show
It would definitely have to be “How I Met Your Mother”. This show is just too funny in so many ways; a lot of smart humor and a hilarious story. Thing is I got introduced to this show because one day my friend named me and my two other friends into the guys on the show, so of course I had to start watching it to see if that character really was like me.
“How I met your mother” is definitely one of my favorite TV shows.
2 years ago on December 29, 2010 at 08:00pm
About to take a shower.
- Me: "I'm going to go take a shower"
- Mom: "Why?"
- Me: "Well look at my hair, I can't go out like this."
- Mom: "What's the difference? Your hair will look the same anyways!"
- Me: "O_O..........."
2 years ago on December 27, 2010 at 02:41pm
Best "How I met your Mother" Lines of the day.
- Barney: "Come on Ted! This is like one of the things you gotta do before you turn 30!"
- Ted: "What?.. Sleep with a prostitute?"
- Barney: "No! Lose your virginity. Whas up?! =D"
2 years ago on December 21, 2010 at 08:42pm
Beauty of Misinterpretation
Sitting up in the loft at Uni.
Jenna: Hey Dickson, Will your thing fit in mine?
Me:…LOL WHAT?!
She was actually talking about if my power plug fits into her computer, oh the beauty of misinterpretations =P
2 years ago on November 18, 2010 at 01:49pm
Found it on my friend’s Facebook page, I flew back in my chair laughing xD
Unfortunately you will have to open it in a new window but it will be worth it for sure.
2 years ago on November 05, 2010 at 08:22pm
C a n v a s
When we're born, we're like a blank canvas. Our lives start out empty but are slowly colored by what we experience day by day.
So day by day I paint my Canvas with thoughts, experiences and everything else that makes interests me.
What will be the result of my painting?
My answer is optimistic but I'll let you decide for yourself. Watch this work in progress as he reaches the highest peaks through coursing along the rockiest bottoms.
I am; Dickson, My Life Is My Canvas And The World Is My Paint.
N o t e s :
- My posts vary in length, they may be short and to the point or long and developed.
- Do not follow because you want a "Follow", Follow because you actually want to read what I have to write.
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